FELL ASLEEP AT KEYBOARD
DOING INSANE SHIT
A Solana memecoin, 420 Minimalist ultra-rare NFTs, and a philosophy of walking away from bullshit.
Next Burn Target: **30,000,000 $FKDS$** (triggered at 40 BBMs minted)
How the $FKDS$ Sink Works:
**MAX DEFLATIONARY IMPACT:**
330,000,000 $FKDS will be burned upon full collection mint.
FEATURED MEMES
VIEW ALL 300+ →MEME ARCHIVE
250+ cultural ARTIFAAKD. These aren't just memes—they're permanent proof that chaos is art.
STATS & ETHOS
- Launched on Solana
- Peaked at $18.3K market cap
- 0% dev wallet
- Culture > Charts
FAAKDIS rejects false hype and empty promises. If it feels forced—FAAKDIS and move on.
BBM COLLECTION
Bearded Beanie Madafakaaz (420 Supply)
Minimalist Ultra-rare pixel cult. **The ultimate $FKDS sink.**
DEFLATION MECHANISM
- **MINT COST:** **750,000 $FKDS** per BBM NFT.
- **BURN CYCLE:** Every **20 BBMs minted** triggers the permanent **burn** of the **$FKDS$ collected from the previous 20 mints**.
- **INITIAL BURN:** The first 20 mints (pre-750K cost) will trigger the burn of $\approx$**30,000,000 $FKDS$**.
- **CYCLE BURN AMOUNT:** Future cycles burn **15,000,000 $FKDS$** per 20 BBMs.
Next Burn Target: **30,000,000 $FKDS$** (triggered at 40 BBMs minted)
**MAX DEFLATIONARY IMPACT:**
330,000,000 $FKDS will be burned upon full collection mint.
UTILITY (VIBES)
- Access to XXI MADAFAAKAZ mint
- Whitelist for future chaos
- Right to yell "FAAKDIS" in meetings
SHOWCASE
20 unique BBM NFTs exist. Each is a pixelated masterpiece.
THE FAAKDIS DOCTRINE
FAAKDIS = FELL ASLEEP AT KEYBOARD DOING INSANE SHIT
Also: FUCK THIS
A refusal to participate in what doesn't matter. A celebration of chaos over false order.
- Love all → Show empathy when it's real
- Trust few → Especially in crypto
- Fuck everything else → Walk away from what doesn't serve you
COMMANDMENTS
FAAKDIS GLOSSARY
Learn the language of chaos.