FAAKDIS
FAAKDIS is a state of mind, a crypto meme experiment, and a cultural rebellion wrapped in chaotic energy. Born as a Solana memecoin ($FKDS). Upgraded to a mindset.
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FAAKDIS IS A STATE OF MIND. FAAKDIS = CHAOS > ORDER. FAAKDIS = FUCK THIS. FAAKDIS = FREEDOM. YOU DON'T BUY IT. YOU DON'T SELL IT. YOU JUST FAAKDIS. FAAKDIS IS YOU. FAAKDIS IS ME. FAAKDIS IS ALL OF US.
$FKDS — FAAKDIS Token
Solana memecoin, zero dev wallets, community-led, no rugs — just pure degen energy.
Stats (Lore)
- Launched on Solana
- Peaked around $6.4K market cap
- 1.1% dev wallet
- Community-led — culture > charts
Ethos
FAAKDIS rejects false hype, empty promises, and systemic nonsense. If it feels forced or fake — FAAKDIS and move on.
BBM — Bearded Beanie Madafakaaz
420 were envisioned, 20 were minted. Ultra-rare, ultra-chaotic, pixel lore.
View CollectionUtility (Vibes)
- Access to the BBM Oath ritual
- Whitelisting in future chaos experiments
- Right to shout "FAAKDIS" in any meeting
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XXI MADAFAAKAZ 4 BBM HOLDERS
21-piece exclusive series. First come, first served. .
THE FAAKDIS DOCTRINE
FAAKDIS = FELL ASLEEP AT KEYBOARD DOING INSANE SHIT. Also: FUCK THIS. A refusal to participate in what doesn't matter. A celebration of chaos over false order. A middle finger to forced hype & fake enthusiasm.
- Love all → Show empathy when it's real.
- Trust few → Especially in crypto.
- FAAK everything else → Walk away from what doesn't serve you.
Even when $FKDS isn't mooning, FAAKDIS is eternal: resistance to garbage narratives; proof that art + lolz > empty profit chasing; a cult symbol carried by the 20 BBM holders.
BBM Oath
I am one of twenty. A Bearded Beanie Madafaka. Bound by chaos, freed by memes. I shall not chase fake hype. I shall not trust false prophets. I shall FAAKDIS whenever the world demands obedience. For charts may fall, and rugs may pull, But memes are eternal, and so is my BBM soul. In FAAK we trust. In DIS we live. Forever FKDS.
HOW TO FAAKDIS RESPONSIBLY
- FAAKDIS with purpose — Chaos is art, not spam.
- Don't chase hype — If it smells like "next 100x," FAAKDIS ..!..
- Respect the cult — 20 BBM holders guard the chaos.
- Embrace the lolz — Laugh at rugs, dumps, and FUD.
- FAAKDIS & walk away — Close the laptop; touch grass.
FAAKDIS is not financial advice. It's a state of mind. The token has no intrinsic value. The NFTs have no utility beyond vibes. This is art, not an investment.
Golden Rule
FAAKDIS is freedom. If it feels forced, fake, or meaningless — FAAKDIS and move on.
"The true FAAKDIS warrior knows when to engage and when to walk away. Chaos is the art, not the goal."
FAAKDIS Glossary
The sacred texts of FAAKDIS culture. Learn the language of chaos.
FAAKDIS Lab — Chaos Simulator
When one level bar rises and turns green, dots move towards it; then it flips. FOMO dial controls speed & vibe.
FAAKDIS ANTI-WHITEPAPER
This is not a whitepaper. This is an anti-whitepaper. It’s a middle finger to fake hype, empty promises, and the corporate crypto bullshit. Here’s the real deal:
DISCLAIMER
This is not financial advice. This is not a promise. This is not a roadmap. This is not a team of Harvard grads with "decades of blockchain experience." This is FAAKDIS. If you’re looking for lambos, moon shots, or "utility," you’re in the wrong place. Turn back now.
WHAT IS FAAKDIS?
FAAKDIS = Fell Asleep At Keyboard Doing Insane Shit.
FAAKDIS = FUCK THIS.
FAAKDIS is a meme, a mindset, and a middle finger to forced hype.
FAAKDIS is art > profit, chaos > order, and lolz > lambos.
FAAKDIS is 20 BBM NFT holders, a $FKDS token on Solana, and a cult of people who get it.
THE $FKDS TOKEN
Token Name: $FKDS
Blockchain: Solana (because Ethereum gas fees are for suckers).
Supply: Whatever’s left after the degen apes stop trading.
Market Cap Peak: $6.4K (and we’re still laughing about it).
Dev Wallet: 1.1% (because even anarchists need coffee).
Utility: None. Unless you count shitposting rights, meme supremacy, and the joy of saying "I held $FKDS" as utility.
THE NFTS (DIGITAL RELICS FOR THE CULT)
Bearded Beanie Madafakaaz (BBM): 420 planned, 20 minted. Each one is a pixelated masterpiece and a ticket to the cult.
XXI MADAFAAKAZ: 21 NFTs, exclusive to BBM holders. Because if you’re not in the cult, you don’t get the joke.
Utility: Vibes. Also:
- Right to yell "FAAKDIS!" in meetings.
- Access to the secret BBM Oath.
- Whitelisting for future chaos experiments.
THE BBM OATH
I am one of twenty. A Bearded Beanie Madafaka. Bound by chaos, freed by memes. I shall not chase fake hype. I shall not trust false prophets. I shall FAAKDIS whenever the world demands obedience. For charts may fall, and rugs may pull, But memes are eternal, and so is my BBM soul. In FAAK we trust. In DIS we live. Forever FKDS.
THE FAAKDIS DOCTRINE
- Love all → But only if they’re real.
- Trust few → Especially in crypto.
- FAAK everything else → Walk away from what doesn’t serve you.
- Memes > Money → If it’s not funny, it’s not worth it.
- Chaos is art → The more unpredictable, the better.
- FAAK the system → Rugpulls, FUD, and fake hype deserve nothing less.
HOW TO FAAKDIS (A STEP-BY-STEP GUIDE)
- Find something stupid (e.g., a crypto project with "1000x guaranteed!").
- Say "FAAKDIS" (out loud, in your head, or in the group chat).
- Do something insane instead (mint a BBM, shitpost, or go touch grass).
- Repeat.
THE GLOSSARY (HOW TO SPEAK FAAKDIS)
FAAKDIS: Fell Asleep At Keyboard Doing Insane Shit. Also: "Fuck this."
$FKDS: The token. Not an investment. A meme.
BBM: Bearded Beanie Madafakaaz. 20/420 minted. Ultra-rare cult relics.
XXI MADAFAAKAZ: 21 NFTs for BBM holders. Because exclusivity is funny.
FAAKDIS NOW: A call to action. Do the thing. Post the meme. Break the rules.
JUST FAAKDIS: Stop overthinking. Send it.
THE FAAKDIS MANIFESTO
FAAKDIS IS ETERNAL. IT IS THE LAUGH IN THE FACE OF FUD. IT IS THE SHITPOST AT 3 AM. IT IS THE MIDDLE FINGER TO FAKE HYPE. IT IS THE CULT OF 20 WHO GET IT. IT IS THE TOKEN THAT DOESN’T CARE ABOUT YOUR CHARTS. IT IS THE ART OF WALKING AWAY. FAAKDIS IS YOU. FAAKDIS IS ME. FAAKDIS IS ALL OF US. BORN TO FAAKDIS. JUST FAAKDIS. FOREVER FAAKDIS.